Eternal Love Water

Is there a person for which you wish to have them love you for eternity? Are you really sure? If so -- try this...

Boil 10 - 12 cups of water.

Add to the boiling water either your menstrual blood or semen.

Let it all boil together for 3 min.

Remove water from heat and use the water to make coffee (preferred) or tea for your beloved.

Refrigerate any leftover water to use again if needed. Water can only be stored for 3 days.

The old saying holds merit - be careful what you wish for because it will come true. And another saying to keep in mind - karma is a bitch.